DO wear 80's rhinestone jewelry to dinner at Pizza Hut. It makes me smile and makes the people in the restaurant smile or at the very least think we have no control over our child. Either is fine with me.
DON'T dress my child for church in a clearly fall/winter dress and put sandals on her feet.
DO appreciate my humor in the fact that we never see a praying mantis on our porch, but saw one last Sunday AND this Sunday, when I ask you if you think it's a little ironic.
DO crack up when we let your sister carry you from your lazy Father to your lazy Mother. It's positively adorable.
DON'T let your pregnant belly all hang out at the State Fair even though you have a pretty decent body. You're gonna be someone's Mother for crying out loud.
DO tell me the hot dog you're about to serve my child has a name and it's George and he's a good dog that doesn't bark much. Everyone deserves to have fun while at work.
DON'T try and convince me there's a difference between me spending 3+ hours on the computer and you watching a football game. At least I multi-tasked. Can you surf the net, watch a game, and breast feed at the same time?
DO let me eat the majority of a chocolate chip cookie that is larger than a head and not give me flak for it.
DON'T ask me if I want my leftover pizza hot, then when I tell you I'm not hungry but would like a glass of water, decide that you're not going to get either.
DO breed a bunny rabbit that rivals the size of my 14 pound cat. It's unbelievable and scarily adorable. I will NOT however be giving you 30 bucks for it.
DON'T ask me to pretend pick my nose when a car gets up next to us and then almost rear-end another car.
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